The holiday season of Christmas is the time to let loose all the tensions of everyday life and have a lot of fun. It is the perfect occasion to call upon family members, relatives and long lost friends and spend some quality time with them. During the holidays, people would take part in activities such as making crafts, singing Christmas songs and carols, dance performances etc. In some Christmas parties, people would crack funny jokes in order to break the ice and make the newcomers a bit comfortable with others. If you are searching for some jokes to crack during the parties, then this article is what you need. Check out the following lines to get some jokes based on Christmas.
- Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
- Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. - Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. - Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year. - Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel. - Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic. - Q: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs. - Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: RUDEolph. - Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem. - Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A: Merry Can (American) - Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs. - Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish. - Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
A: He installs a parking meter on the roof. - Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.